"The Monsters Under My Bed"

By: Mark P. Conforti

Introduction with Stanley, Lester and Fred making funny noises and clowning around.

Little Boy's Voice: "Hey Teach Me Tiger, I think there're Monsters Under My Bed!"

Teach Me Tiger's Voice: "Oh, well I have Monsters under my bed, but they're my friends."

Chorus:

There're  Monsters under my bed,

They're Stanley, Lester, and Fred,

They're purple, orange, and green,

They're not as mean as they seem,

They wait for me every night,

Until Mom turns out the light,

Then they'll be calling my name,

To come and play monster games,

Verse #1:

When mommy turns out my light,

And says sweet dreams,

Then I say goodnight,

That's when I hear my monster friends calling me,

They live under my bed, in a land of make believe,

And I want to go and play with them,

Because they're all, my little monster friends,

Chorus:

There're  Monsters under my bed,

They're Stanley, Lester, and Fred,

They're purple, orange, and green,

They're not as mean as they seem,

Ha! Ha! Like me!

They wait for me every night,

Until Mom turns out the light,

And I hear them calling my name,

Teach Me! Teach Me!

To come and play monster games,

Come play!

Verse #2:

Late at night when the moon climbs the sky,

My little monster friends and I,

Be having a good time,

Now we play games and have such fun you see,

My monster friends aren't scary,

They're just good friends to me,

So if you ever hear a noise under your bed,

Don't be afraid just take a look, instead,

And maybe you will find a monster friend down there,

Chorus:

There're  Monsters under my bed,

They're Stanley, Lester, and Fred,

They're purple, orange, and green,

They're not as mean as they seem,

They wait for me every night,

Until Mom turns out the light,

And they'll be calling my name,

To come and play monster games,

I'll show you!

Come here!

Take a look!

Here's my little monster friends,

His name is Stanley,

And here's Lester,

And here's Fred,

Hello guys!

How you doing?

Let's play kazoo

(Teach Me and the Monsters are all playing their kazoos)

Chorus:

There're  Monsters under my bed,

They're Stanley, Lester, and Fred,

They're orange, purple, and green,

They're not as mean as they seem,

They wait for me every night...every night!

Until Mom turns out the light...good night!

And they'll be calling my name...Teach Me!

To come and play monster games,

There're monsters under my bed,

There're monsters under my bed,

I know they're not in my head,

I said they're under my bed,

There're monsters under my bed,

There're monsters under my bed,

There're monsters under my bed,

There're monsters under my bed,

Stanley, Lester, and Fred,

Monsters under my bed,

Oh there're monsters under my bed,

Oh yea! I know you're under there,

Hey, someone get me a cookie,

And some milk,

And a pickle, a pickle, a big big juicy pickle,

I love pickles, Somebody turn off the light!!